My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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