Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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