awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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