I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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