yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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