yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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