Umm I'm too high to move.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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