Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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