the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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