..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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