I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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