Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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