can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You should frame my arrest warrant.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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