Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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