So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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