im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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