the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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