so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im holly from the hills drunk
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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