ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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