Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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