Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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