i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I wear drunk well.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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