This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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