And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We left the knife in your bed.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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