Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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