We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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