omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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