Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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