thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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