Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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