I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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