What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He did a backflip because drugs
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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