Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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