i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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