so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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