I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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