ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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