Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
