ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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