I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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