Only a mothe r could love this liver
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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