you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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