More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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