Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
