Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize