GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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