so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Im part way to drunk.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize