It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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