put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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