Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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