haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We got so high we made milksteak
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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