why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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