Me too!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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