so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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